Sarah is working late, and so am I. At this rate we'll both be vampires by spring...
Quiz: What did I have to do to my bike to get home from the climbing gym tonight?
Hint: I did it within 100 feet of the police station, and if I'd been seen, I probably would have gotten in a bit of trouble.
Hint2: I'm a pretty big dirtbag.
First correct answer wins a free pair of socks or a metro-tacular sleeveless Waltworks jersey (worn a few times but nice and clean. I swear.)
42 comments:
Cut the lock off? Did it freeze on?
Steal your own bike
YOU PEED ON IT.
Cut the lock off??
Pee on the derailleurs to de-ice them??
You patched a sidewall blowout with a piece of your underwear because you forgot your socks.
Uh, pee on the drivetrain to melt the snow/ice.
You had to pee on it to get it to shift because the cables and detailluers were frozen.
You had to pee on it?
Create a little bit of yellow rain?
Peed on it?
you had to pee on the derailleur to thaw it out.
Bryan
oh no you didnt... icckkkyyyy...
;)
jj
ride with a prostitute on the handlebars?
Broke the lock off?
Did you have to grab on to the back of a moving vehicle for assistance?
piss on the chain to get it to unfreeze
Word verification: bulva -- it rhymes with a part of the female anatomy. Ha!
wee wee on the drivetrain
pee on certain components as a deicing method?
piss on the freewheel so it would engauge?
Long time dirt bag here, too.
Let me guess - an ACS?
Rode on the sidewalk, you gangsta.
Ooh, ooh, I'll bet I know - you lost your key or forgot your combo, and had to cut or otherwise jimmy your lock?
Or, lock was frozen - should have mentioned that the first time!
You peed on the chain!
You peed on it.
I'd like to say I know, but I can't honestly think of anything. But I want a barely-worn jersey real bad. Dang. :-)
Peed on your lock to thaw it out.
Eh, you pissed on the chain to thaw it out...
You pissed on the chain to thaw it out...
You pissed on the chain to thaw it out.
You peed on your lock to unfreeze it!
Really? I'm the first one?
I guess "pee on it"...and I'd have done the same thing if necessary.
Trev
Ok, I think Dicky and Garro both "win"... one of you gets some socks and the other one gets the sweet, sweet jersey (it's a medium, it'll even fit you, Dicky).
I did pee on the bike. Specifically on the (Garro, you are amazing) ACS freewheel, which was frozen and would not engage.
Consolation prize for everyone else: I will model the jersey on the blog. Or maybe I *will not* model said jersey...that might be a better prize...
Hmmm... I tried to leave a smart-ass comment involving feces, but it didn't work.
Although I am a big fan of rocking the sleeveless, I feel as if Steve deserves dibs with his accurate prognosis... even if it would fit me better.
It would get modeled....
just saying.
This is rigged!
I want a new quiz posted!!!!!
Rigged? How? You are just jealous that Garro or Dicky is going to get to flaunt his farmer's tan...
I actually pondered this for a good part of the day. Then I see that apparently peeing on a bike is a commonplace/commonly accepted practice, at least by 30 readers of your blog. Must be a guy thing.
Sorry Ezster, we men pee on everything.
It's just a territorial thing. We're not trying to be gross. We just are.
I'll take socks if i win!
Dude - I pedal hand cycles - Med jersey? no way......
re: dicky's feces
you forced a dook into the seat tube so you could properly dispose of it when you got home?
pack it in, pack it out's sometimes a bad idea you know
I guess I was too late for the Pop Whiz
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