Wednesday, October 26, 2011

1am Pop Quiz!


Sarah is working late, and so am I. At this rate we'll both be vampires by spring...

Quiz: What did I have to do to my bike to get home from the climbing gym tonight?

Hint: I did it within 100 feet of the police station, and if I'd been seen, I probably would have gotten in a bit of trouble.

Hint2: I'm a pretty big dirtbag.

First correct answer wins a free pair of socks or a metro-tacular sleeveless Waltworks jersey (worn a few times but nice and clean. I swear.)

42 comments:

NickS said...

Cut the lock off? Did it freeze on?

wookie_rider said...

Steal your own bike

dicky said...

YOU PEED ON IT.

A.B. said...

Cut the lock off??

AaronNUKE said...

Pee on the derailleurs to de-ice them??

Hassan said...

You patched a sidewall blowout with a piece of your underwear because you forgot your socks.

M.B. said...

Uh, pee on the drivetrain to melt the snow/ice.

Fort James said...

You had to pee on it to get it to shift because the cables and detailluers were frozen.

Guillaume D├ęsy said...

You had to pee on it?

Mike. said...

Create a little bit of yellow rain?

Zac said...

Peed on it?

Anonymous said...

you had to pee on the derailleur to thaw it out.

Bryan

JenyJo said...

oh no you didnt... icckkkyyyy...

;)

jj

joel said...

ride with a prostitute on the handlebars?

Ryan said...

Broke the lock off?

Corey said...

Did you have to grab on to the back of a moving vehicle for assistance?

Feldy said...

piss on the chain to get it to unfreeze

Word verification: bulva -- it rhymes with a part of the female anatomy. Ha!

Buzz said...

wee wee on the drivetrain

WMS said...

pee on certain components as a deicing method?

steve garro said...

piss on the freewheel so it would engauge?
Long time dirt bag here, too.
Let me guess - an ACS?

Anonymous said...

Rode on the sidewalk, you gangsta.

Dave S said...

Ooh, ooh, I'll bet I know - you lost your key or forgot your combo, and had to cut or otherwise jimmy your lock?

Dave S said...

Or, lock was frozen - should have mentioned that the first time!

debaser said...

You peed on the chain!

Darren Girotto said...

You peed on it.

TM in Longmont said...

I'd like to say I know, but I can't honestly think of anything. But I want a barely-worn jersey real bad. Dang. :-)

BigHank53 said...

Peed on your lock to thaw it out.

MarkR said...

Eh, you pissed on the chain to thaw it out...

MarkR said...

You pissed on the chain to thaw it out...

MarkR said...

You pissed on the chain to thaw it out.

Nick O. said...

You peed on your lock to unfreeze it!

Trevor said...

Really? I'm the first one?

I guess "pee on it"...and I'd have done the same thing if necessary.

Trev

Walt said...

Ok, I think Dicky and Garro both "win"... one of you gets some socks and the other one gets the sweet, sweet jersey (it's a medium, it'll even fit you, Dicky).

I did pee on the bike. Specifically on the (Garro, you are amazing) ACS freewheel, which was frozen and would not engage.

Consolation prize for everyone else: I will model the jersey on the blog. Or maybe I *will not* model said jersey...that might be a better prize...

dicky said...

Hmmm... I tried to leave a smart-ass comment involving feces, but it didn't work.

Although I am a big fan of rocking the sleeveless, I feel as if Steve deserves dibs with his accurate prognosis... even if it would fit me better.

dicky said...

It would get modeled....


just saying.

NickS said...

This is rigged!

I want a new quiz posted!!!!!

Walt said...

Rigged? How? You are just jealous that Garro or Dicky is going to get to flaunt his farmer's tan...

Ez said...

I actually pondered this for a good part of the day. Then I see that apparently peeing on a bike is a commonplace/commonly accepted practice, at least by 30 readers of your blog. Must be a guy thing.

dicky said...

Sorry Ezster, we men pee on everything.

It's just a territorial thing. We're not trying to be gross. We just are.

steve garro said...

I'll take socks if i win!
Dude - I pedal hand cycles - Med jersey? no way......

youngward said...

re: dicky's feces

you forced a dook into the seat tube so you could properly dispose of it when you got home?

pack it in, pack it out's sometimes a bad idea you know

Mark said...

I guess I was too late for the Pop Whiz