You thought I forgot about the recipes. You thought I'd just talk about bikes.
You thought wrong.
Supa-Spicy Fried Rice
Mix up the following in a food processor or blender:
-1/2c sesame oil
-3 tbsp agave nectar or honey
-3 tbsp soy sauce
-2 tbsp rice vinegar
-1 tsp ground ginger
-1/4c chopped onion
-One lime worth of lime juice, plus as much zest as you can zest off it before you squeeze it.
-1 clove of garlic. Or 2. Or 5.
-2 tbsp Mae Ploy brand green curry paste
-1 tsp amchor powder (or just more lime juice)
Set that aside.
Now take 3 or 4 cups of cooked rice (oh, yeah, you should cook some rice...) and mix in:
-1 egg, beaten
-Finely chopped green onions, to taste
-Whatever other veggies you like
Fry that over high, high heat with a little vegetable oil until the egg is all cooked. You may want to cook the veggies beforehand, depending on what you've got, but it's pretty much all good either way.
Dump your sauce on your rice/veggies, mix up, and gobble.