I managed to rub a metal shard (aluminum oxide is great as an abrasive - and great at abrading your cornea, too!) into my eye yesterday so this morning through early afternoon was spent at the urgent care getting it removed and lots of weird crap put in my eyes. Numb eyeballs are a funny feeling.
Regardless, for everyone whose email I replied to very late, my apologies. I'll get on it tomorrow, I promise.