...sure would be a shame if someone chowed on 'em and pooped 'em back out all over your yard. You can leave the protection money/tasty alder branches on the back porch at midnight. You know, if you feel that's wise. I leave it up to you.
Flooding your yard and turning it into a swamp would be a nice gesture to the Fraternal order of Ungulates, as well. I can assure you that would be looked well upon in our happy little community.
-Your friendly neighborhood Moose
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