No, no bike content. But, um, push-quad content? And brakeless, rigid, and wooden to boot. All the hipsters will be delivering Jimmy John's on these next year.
Wheels are 4", which is the ideal size between 650b and, um, zero. All the traction of solid rubber tires and all the efficiency of no bearings and a hair tie to slow the wheels down.
Seems like just a month ago he was just starting to crawl... oh wait, it was.