I never, in my entire life, thought that I'd end up on the cover of a French mountain bike magazine, riding a 36er and looking goofy. Well, ok, the looking goofy part was probably pretty predictable.
So, kids, believe in your dreams.
I'll post the rest (it's all in French, and probably says horrible things about my personal hygiene, or something) tomorrow.
Edit: I am not the guy with the hipster facial hair in the big picture. Duh. If I'm going to grow something on my face... it'll be like this.