Saturday, April 23, 2011

Lost and found

Sarah and I got a new (finally) bed, and while moving out the old one, I discovered this rare first-edition (circa 2004) Waltworks team, um, hat-like object. They are one-size-doesn't-fit-anyone, make you look like a complete clown (ok, I was already on my way without the hat...) and give me a splitting headache for some reason if I wear one for more than 2 or 3 minutes.

But I don't care. This baby is rare! It'll be worth a fortune someday!

I'll just put it in the airtight container with my pogs.


inthewoods said...

This is the best thing I saw on the Internet all day!

Fort James said...

I actually like it.

Blue Wizard said...

Object 'Waltworks Cycle Cap' is type armor, material ?lint?.
Extra flags: noremove burnproof.
Weight is 0, value is 2, level is 50.
Armor class is 1 pierce, 1 bash, 1 slash, and 22 vs. magic.
Affects damroll by -5.
Affects hitroll by -2.
Affects str by 4.
Affects dex by 4.
Rare item.

Walt said...

I think it should be like the Shuriken in Wizardry, too - every time you put it on, it decreases your charisma by 1 point...