Rusty recently rode his old beater Lemond to _Rocky Flats Lounge_.
For those not in the know, Rocky Flats was a site where nuclear warheads were manufactured (though the 70s) and then a superfund site. Now it's a wildlife refuge. The bar itself (on the other side of the highway from the nuke plant/animals) is an absolute terrifying dump, and also the place to be if you're a Packers fan/and or pathetic alcoholic who wants to drink next to a lot of buried radioactive waste.
Long story short, I'm guessing he's the first person to ever ride his bike to this place, or at the very least, the first to ride there in order to watch the Packers and drink cheap beer. He sent me proof, too.