Sunday, August 22, 2010

Vacation update: don't hold your breath

Let's just put it this way: I'm ending the vacation with half a bottle of Gordon's (that's vodka, you old farts) and about about twice the recommended dose of ibuprofen. I am having an emergency root canal/tooth pull tomorrow, if all goes well. If not, I will be accessing our supply of excess prescription painkillers until Tuesday. I really hope that isn't necessary.

Please, please, do not be upset if I do not respond to your email quickly. Hopefully I will be functional by mid-week.

PS, my wife proofread the blog post, in case hyou don't don't believe the Gordon's bit.

P.P.S. I (Walt's wife speaking) did not proofread the PS part.

6 comments:

Ed said...

This post is worthless without pictures.

Ed

Mitch Hedberg said...

...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

Anonymous said...

Uhmm, wait till you're out of pain killers before finishing up my frame please. :) Glad you had a good trip! -B

Anonymous said...

Go into debt for the root canal. If you pull the tooth, in ten years you'll be looking at either bridgework or an implant, because the missing tooth will destablize your remaining teeth. My implant ran $3k by the time I was finished, all out of pocket.

Anonymous said...

B,

I do not think he had a good trip . . .

Hassan said...

One word for ya':

Dentures