One of the individuals pictured is a wonderful friend who brings joy to all who know him. The other is a surly, hairy freak who sleeps on our couch and eats all our food.
Mr. Seared, I'll have you know that it's just Walt's poor photography skills that make me look like a hobo. A better photographer and what you see as stubble and filth would be replaced by a monocle, gold-plated cigarette case, a rosy but clean complexion, and the deed to my newly purchased yacht.
And you, Ms. C., thanks for throwing me under the bus. I'm not nearly as hungry as Pele.
So you admit it? You think the dog is people! That, in and of itself proves there's a little baglady deep down inside of you trying to get out, stubble and all. But I must add, that she's probably wielding one of those corncob pipes and lighting it with a match about three inches too long. So keep your high society accessories to yourself, and notions of monocles to headbadges only. After all, Ginger Rogers only wore a monocle once. And...
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they're both both? :)
I see homeless people.
Mr. Seared, I'll have you know that it's just Walt's poor photography skills that make me look like a hobo. A better photographer and what you see as stubble and filth would be replaced by a monocle, gold-plated cigarette case, a rosy but clean complexion, and the deed to my newly purchased yacht.
And you, Ms. C., thanks for throwing me under the bus. I'm not nearly as hungry as Pele.
Dude, you ate an entire plate of Efrain's - that's like, at least 2000 calories in a sitting, plus bonus points for the spiciness.
But then again, Pele recently ate an entire batch of cookies that I foolishly left out... so I guess it's a hard call.
yeah yeah yeah... but it's not like I ate YOUR Efrain's meal.
That said, I'll need to consult with Pele. Next time I'd like to get my cut on the those cookies.
Ah ha!
So you admit it? You think the dog is people! That, in and of itself proves there's a little baglady deep down inside of you trying to get out, stubble and all. But I must add, that she's probably wielding one of those corncob pipes and lighting it with a match about three inches too long. So keep your high society accessories to yourself, and notions of monocles to headbadges only. After all, Ginger Rogers only wore a monocle once. And...
...you Sir, are no Ginger Rogers!
Dude, Hassan does need a new corncob pipe, come to think of it...
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