Wednesday, September 02, 2009

If you're out walking the dogs...


...and you stumble upon a tree with some really tasty sauce-making apples.
...and you didn't bring anything to carry said apples in.

What should you do?

Well, in my opinion, tying a knot in your shirt, picking the apples, and doing the rest of the walk looking like a hobo or Lil' Abner character while carrying them around in your shirt is the solution.

Guys, I'm sorry about the picture. So sorry. I hope someday you will all forgive me.

Ladies, I'm married. Sorry.

10 comments:

Chris said...

I think I threw up in my mouth:) Please never do that again.

Ed said...

I'm never returning to this blog....

Ed

ToddBS said...

You have more teeth than your logo.

Lil' Abner said...

I'm never buying another Waltworks again!

*hmpt*

Cellarrat said...

think i might have gone blind

aaron carrion said...

ive got the same story. only replace apple with chicken of the woods mushrooms and replace dogs with a bike.
now imagine filling up your shirt only to find out the mushrooms are full of thousands of maggots!

C said...

Is that stuff all over you dirt or hair?

PS 1) yesterday I broke the chain on the grey ghost, which was kind of a fun experience
2) I am totally putting a check in the mail (w/ your books) for a solar sticker!- soon.

C said...

pps I mean not-a-check for $4 and also, get well soon, Sarah

MIClyde said...

walt, eat some french fries. who painted the singletrack piece off your right shoulder?

Walt said...

MI -

The painting was done by my good friend Chris Miller for our wedding several (wow, it's been more than 4 years now!) years ago. Click on the "Gooneyriders" link on the right to see more of his work (of various kinds).

-Walt